I have finally decided after 800 years to take a step out from behind the closet door and take on the moving pictures industry by its devilish horns. Get ready Hollywood. Here comes Jeffrey.
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|It's not ok to hit a child, unless you |
make it look like an accident
|Sometimes, it takes a man with a really sexy O-face|
It is also worth mentioning how much I like the art direction. It is especially impressive, since the series has a fairly low budget. Most low budget projects can’t seem to grasp the idea that filling the negative space in the frame makes the film’s environment look more authentic. But this filmmaker goes out of his way to make the locations look lived in and the props look real. On a shoestring budget, they build a pretty comfy looking coffin big enough to fit two bodies (kind of reminds me of the crypt of carnality I built in my basement. You know what I say, when the tomb stone’s-a-rockin…). Professor Wang sports a crossbow, a vest packed to the teeth with ammo, and giant syringes filled with silver liquid nitrate. These fine details are what make this show stick out to me as well thought out.
|Miles Whitmon fantasizes about some pretty sick shit, apparently|
|I usually use a meat cleaver to chop the body into small pieces, |
then put the unused parts in the fridge for later. But a kitchen knife
works fine, if you don't plan on keeping any leftovers.
|"Would you fine young ladies care to come inside for a lick of my snozberry?"|
|Mrs. Peel, We're Needed|
|One final note. I love this guy. Can I take him home and keep him please?|
In each of man’s evils, a special demon exists.
“You know you had a brother once; before you were born, and he was a bad boy. You know what happened to your brother? Your mommy and daddy took him in those woods and left him there. To this day he still lives there. And if you are bad, that’s what’s gonna happen to you too.”
Before we jump in, it is worth mentioning that the script of this film was inspired by a poem written by Ed Justin. I wish we could dig some more information up on the poet, but according to my resources, he killed himself many years ago. (Please send me some contradicting information about this if you have it and I will post an update.)
|Looks like Macaulay Culkin after his mother threw him off a cliff...Oh wait...That's from "The Good Son"|
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