After Midnight, Behind the Closet Door

Please don't let my use of modern day conveniences deceive you; I am most definitely a monster. But I am an informative monster, who wishes to chat about the world after the lights go out

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Ravenous Review

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Sup, delicious humans! I have missed every single one of you, as I hope you did me. I beg you pardon my triple month disappearance, but ...

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Saturday, October 29, 2011

Shockfest Host Application

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I have finally decided after 800 years to take a step out from behind the closet door and take on the moving pictures industry by its devili...

Friday, September 23, 2011

FemVamp.com Review

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You know what I like in my pornography? Blood, mutilation and a plot. The problem is that the only porn worthy of my erection is my gory ...

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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Daddy of the Dead Review

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Not since the Charles Manson cut of To Kill a Mockingbird have I seen such a heartwarming story. “Daddy of the Dead” is a lighthearted rom...

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Monday, September 19, 2011

The Book of the Law

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Friends and lovers, I am rather excited to begin this month’s book club meeting. So without further ado, let’s talk books. You ...

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Friday, September 16, 2011

Waxwork Review

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This movie is silly, with a capital S-I to the L-L-Y. Everything from the wax figures (that are clearly actors working as hard as they can ...

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Pumpkinhead Review

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In each of man’s evils, a special demon exists. I used to live in the closet of Kenneth “Broomstick Killer” McDuff. Before the insanity...

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Jeffrey Macabre: I am Jeffrey, the monster under the stairs. Being a monster, I don't get out much but I have a hell of a night life. Please feel free to leave your comments on anything you wish, particularly if you wish to add anything to what I have written.

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